⚱ :engerland: 🇦🇺 Ashes 2019, 5th Test, The Oval

And the weather looks glorious too. I envy you, i went to Old Trafford last Wednesday and it was cold with a strong wind. Stayed dry for the first session but then rained, they came back out mid afternoon for a few overs then went off again. At that point we jumped a tram into Manchester city centre and went on the ale. As you do. Have a great day…

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Feck me, in England’s brief cameo this evening I can’t believe that the Australians shelled another catch and that Burns was given LBW when it clearly wasn’t…

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You can’t help yourself, lets wait until the match is over, fucksake you’ve more eggs on your face over cricket than the fucking Easter bunny can put in his basket.

Ok Petal.

No worries son, you do the sportingjingosim and I’ll keep it real, the bowlers today were great, the batsmen on a wicket that should have been high scoring didn’t, England need to get 230 plus to make it very difficult for the game, that said they aren’t going to cry in losing this as they’re taking the urn.

No they are not taking the urn they are just not going to give it back.

Figuratively speaking.

The urn also stays at Lords.

I have crap seats.

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Burns gone for 20
Presently England 63-1 lead of 132

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Have you enquired as to the whereabouts of his caravan?

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Root gone for 21 England 87-2 lead of 157

Parked it in Vauxhall I was told

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Clear blue sky. Looks like you’ll get a full days worth.
Enjoy :beers:

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182-2. Lead over 250. Mentally weak again

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Jesus wept, one swallow doesn’t make a summer.

300 up, 369 lead now. A bit more life in the pitch which bodes well

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Close - England lead Australia by 382 runs with 2 wickets remaining

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This match is simple, Smith stays in the distance they win, he doesn’t we do.

Almost like he’s the difference petal.

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