⚱ :engerland: 🇦🇺 Ashes 2019, 3rd Test, Headingly

Didn’t need to play it, that wasn’t going to hit the stumps, why play it? He didn’t he to do that at all.

It is always predictable (like SOS on the Russian thread), when the shit hits the fan people don’t post on the threads anymore.

Fucking gash as fucking per, I’ll leave you guys with this belter, when was the last time we hammered Australia 5-0? We always fucking scrape it, they lose close, win close or hammer us into the ground.
There is the difference right there.
Mentally weak and play selfish shots, how do we change it?
Look what I wrote a while back.

Fucking Sunday football, where I’ve been hiding from the cricket, goes to a break by telling me the fucking score and that we only need 18 with 1 wicket remaining.

I’ve turned over to the cricket.

We lose - this is on me.

I’m shitting myself.

I think you’re ok, it’s win win for you.

Is it fuck, this’ll arguably the best ever comeback in cricket history, the fact it shouldn’t have to to this is the point I’m making.

And there’s your win win, right there.

You’re priceless.

:lips:

I bet you experts say the same ie they all owe Stokes an apology.

Nearly in tears here, this has to be a dvd!

You fucking beauties.

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That man is a cricket God!

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EPIC…EPIC…EPIC…EPIC…EPIC…EPIC…EPIC…EPIC…EPIC…EPIC…EPIC…EPIC…EPIC…TOTALLY FUCKIN’ EPIC. Can’t say anymore.

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Fucking priceless.

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Sniff my luck you mentally weak sportingjingo motherfuckers!!!

The gift that just keeps giving.

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As I said after the last test… if the games are as good, no worries about the result… but that was just spectacular… unbelievable

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Get the fuck in

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It’s moments like this when I’m glad I’m a fan and not a follower.

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Cough.

Yours sincerely.

A Snidey Bellend.

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