⚱ :engerland: 🇦🇺 Ashes 2019, 1st Test, Edgbaston

Give up you Muppet. I asked you a question

You scented blood for Bazza in the old point scoring exercise, the only thing you got was a stinky fart son as you didn’t read it.

Decision review for caught behind

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Gone! Khawaja out.

35-3

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out

Better use of review there, not sure Woakes was convinced!

brilliant by the non-seamer batsman

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Keep digging, read again, Woakes is as a part of a 3 pace attack and his batting will come in handy, keep prodding though, fuck me you must be a right bell when you get a bollocking, I’d say a week long strop with people sniggering at your grumpiness.

England took wickets with ODI style scrambled seam balls not the standard seam up technique.
Stokes doing a impression of my bowling from round the wicket

Great to hear Boycott on the wireless as well, I absolutely love the bloke, a part of my childhood.

Calm your hissy fit. I am glad you like him as a bowler, now.

Where didn’t I?

Your wrong, I’m wrong all the time and I admit it, its what makes you a man and a gentleman.

Already answered you before, Lord Baz.

Where did I question the inclusion of Woakes and his cricketing abililty?

Anderson off for a calf scan !

He’s pinged the same calf, surely he should have only been picked if absolutely 100% fit? Makes that 3 seamer and 1 spin seen light, ah well they all can’t be as good as Bazza.

It’s heartwarming to see you get pleasure from an injury to one of our players, Baz.

I agree about his selection and fitness though.

As a seamer. Again:

“Archer out instead of Woakes, 3 seamers and a spinner, I’d rather we just went for it with 4 seamers and a spinner but I see the logic to strengthen the batting, there is a slight worry with that side of the argument though”

Again, where have I written that? My point is that would appeared to have been too much of a gamble to play him, he only bowled 4 overs so was he fit to start with?
There is what I have written and what people want me to write on here so they can weakly attempt to catch me out.

And what part of that said I wanted Woakes out?
What part of 4 seamers are you not quite getting?
Woakes, Archer, Anderson and Broad and the spinner Ali.

Are you on drugs?