❄ Are you a woke bloke? (MoM approved)

Just for a moment there, I thought Mrs Bletch had hacked your account.

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Cunt.

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Fowllyd says that youwe’re all cunts.

Pretty disrespectful to Mrs Bletch, Mr Bletch. I suspect you’ll be in the woke doghouse in the morning with naught but a limp bone for company.

This has been a very interesting discussion. My only real contribution is that, as a non white person, I would have liked people to be more woke during the 1980s.

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You’re nearly unique* on here (well, one of two or three) that have met me and Mrs Bletch.

Anyone that has looked into Mrs Bletch’s eyes would know that she’d be nothing short of delighted to see Bletch’s Python laid bare on a Saturday night.

Using the law of exception proving the rule, I cite that Mrs Bletch is soundly asleep whilst I sit downstairs, alone, drunkenly mashing keys in the hope of constructing something sentient on a forum read by a handful of cunts.

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The footnote Bletch, you cunt. Where’s the fucking footnote?

The only truth that I know of that is universally acknowledged is that a young man, being in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. Everything else is mere conjecture.

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Fuck me.

I had no idea you were non-white.

Move along.

You’ve got nothing to add to this discussion.

Leave it to us white, biologically male blokes to sort it out.

…unless you’ve had gender reassignment surgery. Then feel free to provide a niche view.

We’ll get back to you with our conclusion.

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My uncles, also non-white, were in their teens at the time.

Perhaps not unrelated to your comment, they can both really handle themselves.

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Dick

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I’ve heard, though I haven’t had it confirmed, that this is also true of Fatso.

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I heard he waddles like a duck.

…, Your Honour.

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I think that last sentence was supposed to read “read by a handful of cunts and one tigger”

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Note, they my statement didn’t exclude the possibility that non-cunts read it as well.

You, Tigger, are one of several of our non-cunts.

Let me know if you’d like a “I’m a non-cunt” badge…

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FUCKIN’ HELL. I awake to find 43 new comments on a word I don’t understand.
Have you come to any agreement on this word: is it easily summarised in a simple sentence that will elucidate.
Thanks in advance.

I’ve given this some thought, and reached a conclusion.

If you understand the intended connotations of the word “woke” in it’s currently intended context, accept that it is reasonable and agree with it, then you are indeed part of the group named “woke”.

If however, you consider the “woke” group to be a bunch of pretentious, politically correct bandwagon-jumping cunts, then you belong to the group named “not woke”.

Every reasonable person should aspire to belong to group 2.

:+1::+1:

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#TeamNotWoke :+1:

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  • Woke
  • Not Woke

0 voters

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