❄ Are you a woke bloke? (MoM approved)

… when I think of what you vetoed this afternoon. :unamused::smile::smile:

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100s of changes are being made to Roald Dahls books to bring them in line with modern sensitivities

The oompa lumpas are no longer short, Augustus gloop is no longer fat

It won’t be long before all kids book will be

“Once upon there was a child.

They were happy

The end”

That assumes we haven’t cancelled happiness

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Are the Golliwogs still the thieves in Enid Blytons books?

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The bird is going to a production this evening, all about cross-dressing and various historical interpretations of alternative sexuality choices. There’s also references to the outdated class system, and scrutiny of women’s rights in the workplace.

Apparently it’s called Cinderella, unfortunately I can’t attend myself as I have a prior engagement in Portsmouth Guildhall for the Musical Box. (Report to follow on the gigs thread :sunglasses:)

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There will soon be a backlash…only for those who like their backs lashed of course, be they, him, her, it, sit-good-dog or would you like a flake with that.
I’m not sure that covers everyone. :neutral_face:

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I’ve been searching netflix for the last half an hour (for a friend) but I can’t find this, I am very keen (for my friend) to find this film, any help much appreciated (by my friend, not me).

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Wonder what the LGBTQ+ think of this

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You could add Common Sense to that

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I once did a stand up gig in the early 2000s, starting with the lines

“My pronouns are fuck off you cunts”

There was outrage. Audience was full of English teachers.

“Cunts is not a pronoun!”, one shouted as he shuttled for the exit.

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Classic TV shows you probably shouldn’t watch with a woke young person.

Sample: Buck Rogers in the 25th Century

Erin Gray as Colonel Deering had to be sewn into her extremely tight catsuit, so this rather generic sci-fi series could be seen as a tad sexist. Certainly your woke young friend will find it appalling, although they may find themselves looking up clips on the internet to be appalled by in the privacy of their own bedroom.

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Oh, I think given his armband the Wokerati would approve of the film.

This strikes me as a bit fucking sexist… :rage::rage::rage:

Shameful. :rage:

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