They don’t bother with people being burgled any more either. But if someone utters a racist slur, they’ll blue-light an armed unit within three minutes.
Next time I will say the junkies called me a “white cunt”. They wont be able to remember shit anyway
Or I will crack a joke about a giant donkey dick, that seemed to work for Lycett
Let us know how that goes. 
But I suspect the police response may turn out to be best described as “muted”.
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As much as I see his point of view, isn’t this the teensiest bit cancel culture?
Yes, he should be cancelled for that.
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Fucking hell:
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Yes, however he does have a point. Towards the end of his life, the Ayatollah’s Grandad couldn’t be trusted in decent company.
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They are the Ben and Jerry’s of the armed forces
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Sensible move IMHO
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I’d like to think I’m pretty tolerant, and I’m certainly not a nimby.
But there’s a load of fucking Poles just turned up in our neighbour’s garden. 
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What the fuck has Jenner done to herself
Oh dear. The ladies are insufficiently diverse for the Guardian. 
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Today I learned that another name for the woke world is the globohomo gayplex. Unfortunately I think this term was originally coined by the religious right but in my opinion it’s too good for them to have it all to themselves.
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What was the accompanying description- if there was one?
Ostensibly, “globohomo” is short for “global homogenization,” a an alleged vast conspiracy to destroy “traditional” culture and values and replace them with a sort of global (naturally) corporate uniculture.
But it’s rarely used in this way, at least not exactly. For those who’ve seized upon the term, “globo” means “globalist” and therefore Jews; while “homo” (the suffix) means, well, “homo” (the slur). (Some, evidently worried that “globohomo” isn’t gay-sounding enough, add “gayplex” to it — “globohomo gayplex.”)
And so “globohomo” has come to mean something like “the global homosexual/Jewish conspiracy to degenerate our culture up real good with drag queens and anal sex and possibly Ben Shapiro.”
Obviously whether this translates as “the woke world” depends on how you define “the woke world” with some people defining it as the people who understand what’s going on in the world in contrast to the sheep whilst other people defining woke more like another term for political correctness. Globohomo gayplex is probably a better description of the world described by the latter definition.
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The us quidditch leagues are changing their name to quad ball because they think JK is wrong un.
Seriously - people pretending to fly on broomsticks playing a game played by fictional wizards have the hump because the inventor has stated that a woman who is born a woman should have their rights protected
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