A for Abominations?
Oops A taken as well.
C for Coppertops?
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D for Duracell?
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A = Albino if you please.
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I’m going all in.
I now identify as a GOF.
I believe many of you will stand with me I need time to work on my rights, but 1st will be an RPG for cvnts doing WhatsApp at traffic lights
Grumpy Old Farts deserve rights
I think G.O.L.F. Would be more appropriate
Grumpy old ligging fart
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If you’re going to live up to our reputation you’ll need a Mobility Scooter to terrorise local pedestrians, it’s a must. This old geezer in Romsey knew what he was about…
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He has the air of a man who’s just lifted your wallet.
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If she’d had a motor on that thing she could have done a couple of donuts at the bottom, zoomed back up the drive and keyed the cunt’s 4 x 4 as she passed. 
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I didn’t know you’d met my mother. 
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She’s notorious in NB. 
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So what’s your issue sunshine? Us panmorphus gender need love too!
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My Latin education is sadly lacking.
Haha…even go that wrong, Morpheus was Greek.
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i thought it was another review for that new MCU Vampire movie, then realised it was Morpheus, not Morbius
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Doesn’t that just say “I will shag anything”
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Reminds me of the baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells.
I am a colossal pervert. I will do anything to anything.
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That’s pretty much my take on it, yes. The late Christopher Hitchens once remarked that his bisexuality was basically the result of his being equally repulsive to males and females, so his stance was pragmatic rather than innate.
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