❄ Are you a woke bloke? (MoM approved)

I was expecting to lose followers given some of the fannies on the #saintsfc hashtag that have laid into him. It’s the sort of thing that happens when I tweet things :wink:

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What, we’d become more popular than him???

Surely not? :joy:

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I’m guessing a chunky brown turd when the simulated pregnancy comes to an end.

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WFT is a sim pregnancy - is that doing dry January for 9 months?

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By the same Tweeter.

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Simulated pregnancy.

It’s like the simulated sex that lead to it.

True story. Years ago, Gingora says “I want a dishwasher”

I reply with “I thought you didn’t believe in polygamous relationships”.

I was in the dog house then. She has a dishwasher.

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He’s a fucking crank that is why.

Warwick Pride are describing themselves as a LGBTQUIA+ organisation

Where did the U I and A come from and what does it mean??

Also, is there a finite number of things you can be? If i were going to identify as something not on the current list, I would be getting in quick before they run out of letters

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Unisexual, Intersexual and Asexual FFS :thinking: :lou_facepalm_2:

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It’s getting to the stage where it could conceivably be considered the alphabet written by a dyslexic….

If they got the other vowels in there they could become ‘Bagel Quoit’, or ‘Tequila Gob’, something that rolls off the tongue a bit more easily.

Ok - so I know what asexual means

Unisexual - basically means only having a chopper or a fanny but not both

Intersexual - is those half way between

So given that they have just included the entire human race in their group, why do they need the +??? what else is there???

Gingers!!

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they are fucked - the Gays have already nicked the letter

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