So Daniel, what was it about you that persuaded the filmmakers to cast you? Your acting skills? Your previous experience?
I was eleven and had black hair
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Harsh.
But unless they’re immortal, you’ll get your wish. You just might be too far along the oldster scale to witness it.
I think only ever being remembered for those roles is punishment enough.
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Bit like wassisname
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Macauley Culkin has reinvented himself of late. He’s pretty fucking cool too. I’d hang out with him.
Took him long enough tbf
His brother is also a half decent actor
£50m in the sky rocket at 10 and a maniac father?
I would have been dead from something or other - he’s done well to survive
I suspect his therapist has more money that him
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Daniel will always be burdened by the fact that he has a small Penis.
I know this because I have, unfortunately seen it in real life.
Many other former Husbands/Boyfriends etc are also still in therapy because of being exposed to the same horror
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Lordy. I hope he was legal.
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Phil saw the philosopher’s bone fnar fnar
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Child.
I proudly showed my friend a photo of my new Thai wife wearing her skimpy bikini.
He peered closely, and said “I hate to tell you mate, but it looks like she has a tiny little penis.”
“Hey!!” I protested, offended. “It was a really cold day.”
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I didn’t laugh…the boy done good. 
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So if you’ve got “annoyingly and counterproductively woke” at one end of this spectrum, surely nestling somewhere at the other end is what is called “The Manosphere”. Don’t worry, I didn’t know what it was either. Essentially, it’s a load of manly men telling less manly men how to be manlier men.
And fair play, if you have that skill, why not sell it? I’ll buy a couple of “grrrs” from you. Mine need work.
However, there are some things that would put me off buying manly advice from a manly men. Say, for example, one of them turns out to be a gigantic cuckold. Say for example, that people have been paying $100 per month minimum to get his advice on how to be a manly man.
That’s precisely what happened with Jack Murphy, who I’ve always thought looked a bit of a wrong un on account of his beard. Grab a coffee and enjoy the meltdown.
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Next they’ll be wanting to rename shortbread … 
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Of all the problems little people have, I am pretty sure that Marks and Spencer selling a sweet called a Midget gem isn’t a pressing priority.
PR wank that theoretically helps no-one but M&S. I say theoretically because I’ve seen their demographic. They’re older, have got fuck all to do and all day to do it, and probably will have a lot of time to froth about where the Midget gems have gone.
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Well as part of the M&S demographic and having all day to do fuck all I just like to say, WTF are Midget Gems?
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Mini Gems. HTH 
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