Nah, the lighting was different to that.
True, and from where I was standing, it looked like the Flyd Cat’s muscle was stiff.
(only smaller)
Stiff it most certainly was. As to size, you were clearly looking from the wrong angle.
Originally posted by @Rallyboy
Carpet burn? Bless.
I have now shed blood two weeks out of three.
Blood may not have spilled from my knee, but it’s had a good spread around internally!
I’m just glad that I was finally able to swallow my nuts. Thought Ant had caught me well with that shot, but no… Paul had to go one better and use the knee whilst in full sprint! lol
Thought I’d be speaking like my 7 year old daughter for a while!
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Full review still to follow, but I do remember that instead of breaking The Flyd Owl’s glasses this week, I broke Bandanarama Leigh.
Having become sexualy aroused watching The Flyd Cat get a rub-down from The RaleighBoy, I came right through the back of Leigh.
Is he ok, The RaleighBoy?
We’re booked for the next 2 weeks at 9pm.
Show of hands?
Also expect to get a text message friom a dodgy number 028 2003 2xxx.
I’m writing a little system to manage the herding of you cats. It will send texts that you can reply to (hopefully).
He was last sighted hoping it was just a dead leg rather than anything serious - like a carpet burn.
But he has a half marathon coming up so he’ll be resting a little more rather than getting battered every week in the dimly-lit homo-erotic dungeon experience that you have disguised as a kickabout.
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Which half marathon is he doing?
Bath.
Followed by bath.
I can dig it. Both weeks; I may be in Chippenham on the second one, but should still get back in time.
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Next Tuesday will have to be my first no-show I’m afraid ( 
) but I’m in for the following week ( 
).
CUNNT then, ant.
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OK kickaboutsters we’ve got a new player this week - He’s a Rooney. No, really.
Never played with him before but he’s fit as fuck, boxes and has dabbled in MMA.
I can already tell that he’s going to be bibs this week. Good luck skins…
Kick-off at 9pm - New Hall at Fleming Park.
Here’s the roll call so far.
Playing (10)
Bletch
The Flyd Cat
Goatster
The RaleighBoy
Snapper Paul
Chumpster James
Boss’ Husband Marcus
Jamie and his Magic Lung
Ponty Pridd
Rooney Scores
Possibles - waiting to hear
Barista Javier
Propa Keeper
Mr. Ed
Definite No Shows
ant ran (next week)
Bandanarma Leigh (sorry mate)
Mick the Innes-Magnet (injured in another game. Schadenfreude, RaleighBoy?)
Kev’s Retired (Probably a permanent retirement)
Andy’s Arse (His arse muscle is taking longer to heal than he expected!)
Newbie sounds grossly overqualified.
I’ll let you tell him that The RaleighBoy.
OK, get your personal injury claims in now (or they will not officially be recognised as an excuse in the match review).
Bletch - Got a bad case of foot-fuck - a couple of evil blisters on the balls of my feet that won’t heal and have become bruised (or infected!). Might have to go in goal.
So how do we collectively feel about taking on a Saints Web Veterans’ 5-a-side team?
I’m not sure if they’d be interested, or could even mobilise themselves to put one together, but I think it might be a good crack.
Start picking your dream 50/50s.
If The9 plays can we all wear mismatched leggings and crop-tops?
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Some quick suggestions for SWF team:
Art … manager and general tactician.
david in sweden … assistant manager c/w whiteboard and lots of bold felt tip pens.
The Cat … goalie.
CB Fry … CB Fry.
Dalek … number 17 shirt.