The King is back, long live the King @saintbletch
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[ACTUAL SIZE - sadly]
All hail Queen Bletch (Corrected now that he is ALL woman)
My girlfriend always insists that I text her when I get in.
Thatās how small my cock is.
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All hail, all hail!
In his frock coat and bibberty bobberty hat?
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You think you could do better than that?
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You betcha.
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Bletch told me it was when he was an active flasher that the problem first surfaced. I woman on a late night train said, āIād get that fixed if I were youā soā¦he has.
Good to have you back Bletchā¦weāve only had Fats to pick on since youāve been away.
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The representation of that schlong is far too big for @saintbletch
Even at the size of the shadow it should still only be a couple of pixelsā¦
Its not actually his cockā¦ its a turd that is steadfastly refusing to be āpinched and droppedā. He is desperate to āshake it freeā
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Heās had his bum teeth removed.
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ā¦and had a āwelcomeā sign attached to his coccyx.
Remind me to tell you the story of 3 days of post-anaesthetic constipation āset like cementā trying to evacuate it by all means necessary whilst trying not to rip my stitches. Itās not as much fun as it sounds.
I should have filmed it and put it on TikTok.
Probably.
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Re the title i thought he was having an extension not a removal?
Damn. Why didnāt we come up with this nickname for @saintbletch ?
(Obscure golf reference as well)
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