Cunt Sutton has given Bournemouth a win the first time he has done that this season.
team news from Ralph
On team news, Ralph Hasenhuttl says Romeo Lavia “is in a good way” and will return to team training at the end of the week, but it “doesn’t look good” for defender Armel Bella-Kotchap after he dislocated his shoulder.
Theo Walcott should be able to train today following his illness.
On Walcott, Hasenhuttl said: “He was an option for me at the weekend but suddenly dropped out in the morning.”
And on Bella-Kotchap, he added: “He will definitely be out on Wednesday. It’s not so sure in what direction we are going, if we need surgery for him or if he will do I without. I think he wants to try without, mobilising the shoulder and then coming back maybe in two or three weeks. Its definitely a loss for us.”
On the club’s current injury situation, he added: “Long-term injuries are not the best for a team who are looking for results.”
TLDR “We’re fooked”
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Suddenly, I feel confident.
I will be drinking excessively before entering the ground. I’m near the half way line, so you may hear me on the TV or fucking Amazon Cunt.
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No Other Games thread
7 mins into Brighton v Forest game - Forest are playing exactly like Saints - different shirts obv
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Ahemmm
Obv i changed my 1-1 Superbru to 2-0 in that game just before kickoff
Brighton Forest like watching Uncharted without Tom Holland
Yeah, created after I posted - or couldn’t be arsed to scroll down….
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It was after. See a solicitor.
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I am going to do something that no Bournemouth fan wants me to do, and predict a Bournemouth win.
So apologies to them, because that means the Cherries definitely won’t win. It’s a bit like me making Erling Haaland my captain in Fantasy Football last week - as soon as I did that, he stopped scoring.
Bournemouth really should win this one, though.
I thought Southampton were lucky to get a draw against West Ham on Sunday. Saints got an assist off referee Peter Bankes for their first goal and I also agree with Hammers boss David Moyes that his side should have had a penalty.
As for Bournemouth, well their first goal against Fulham on Saturday was absolutely superb. Dominic Solanke seems to be brimming with confidence and Philip Billing has emerged as a key player. They are a real threat.
Maybe I got a bit brainwashed by what their former boss Scott Parker said earlier in the season, about their team being “ill-equipped” for the Premier League?
At least I got a couple of their results right when he was in charge. Under Gary O’Neil they have proved me wrong every time.
Sutton’s prediction: 2-1
Thomas’s prediction: Here, I decided to go with the opposite of whatever Chris says. I read about how he is always wrong about Bournemouth, so if he says they are winning this time I am going against that. 1-2
I didn’t see our goal, was it really an “assist” off of the referee, I thought play had to stop if the ball hit the ref.
The ball didnt hit the ref but the pundits think he got in the way of a West ham player preventing him from tackling whoever scored but even then there was a deflection of a westham player before the ball went in the net.
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In my view the Wet Spammer should have got to the ball first, as he had a chance to. Might have taken the ref out but so what. He hesitated and Perraud took it first. Tough shit.
Yes for once a deflection went in our favour. About time
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That goal would never have stood if we’d been playing any of the top 6. It only stood because it was just West Ham, nobody important.
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OK, I’ve just seen the highlights and the ref gets in the way of both Perraud and the West Ham player…
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Opposition team in “we conceded a goal which we think should have been disallowed” tanti shocker. Happens more times than you think 
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Please yell out, “Hey Amazon, you’re a CUNT!!” That would make my year
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On the way home to make the KO on TV. Got text from Mrs Bucks:
“Glass in fridge. You are on Heineken (zero) tonight as Lucky Saint has not been lucky for a monster truck load of TV matches”
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What the fuck are those shirts they’re wearing??!!
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Adams!
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