I stole it from Reddit. Use your creativity, add ing to the end of any movie title, changing it’s meaning. It’s a bit of fun.
“Die Harding” - Nancy Kerrigan strikes back.
“The Karate Kidding” … Mr Miyagi goofs around.
etc.
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‘‘Ramboing’’ - 90 minutes of a sheep on a trampoline.
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Schindler’s Listing Oskar uses Gumtree to sell his garden furniture
Terminating - a documentary about people who fall asleep on the train, and end up at the end of the line. Follows their journey ‘back’ down the line …
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Das Booting , A German Operating System drama
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Die Harding with a vengance; second attempt to snuff out rival skater after initially being really crap at the assignation game…
‘‘Reservoir Dogging’’ - Seems like as good a place as any, soft core outdoor action, rated ‘R’ for rumpy pumpy.
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The lord of the riming 
old fashioned gay porn
(OK took a bit of licence with the title)
It’s probably a film alrealdy
‘‘The Running Manning’’ - Comedy caper as poor Bernard forgets about the packet of sausages in his back pocket and gets chased by everything from aardvarks to zebras.
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Jurassic Parking, Damn those Triceritops at Tesco.
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I’d watch it
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stoning … Bleak documentary of a young magician succumbing to crack cocaine abuse.
Animal Farming
A documentary about food produce
Animal Housing
Something Intiniki would get involved in
Jawsing
A bleak outlook on life from what the protagonists of the Brexit, Salisbury, Trump and Barry threads say
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Star Trekking
A movie about a classic karaoke song going viral
https://youtu.be/FCARADb9asE0
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Bugger. Was just about to post that!
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nesting - Boring, drone based wildlife documentary
The Ringing - adaptation of a Japanese horror film where a humped back creature is driven mad by the incessant tolling of the bells in his local Cathedral.
Iron Manning - Bernard returns in this hilarious sequel in which he attempts to cycle, swim and run to his latest Working Man’s club gig.
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