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Yes, but that’s in Wadi Rum.
You hum the tune while sipping Rum.

And you ride rhe horse to The Treasury being Indi.
But (my bad) you sing at The Monastery which is 8km walk and 850 steps up

You sit here

Story time.
Back in maybe 96/97 Jordan held a oomputer exhibition. They (the State) put up incentives to get us there, we debated the idea at the old Boston Bar in town said why not.
The 3om guy had to bail early and legged it from Amman to London, but Feras & Etienne from Microsoft were the other team members (The latter is now mega high up in their EMEA gaming) Feras rented a car we legged from Amman to Jerash on Day 1 and then down to Petra. We all wore the gear did the pretending to be Indiana thing walked the whole fucking site - no lunch no prep or guides just an Arabic leaflet - awesome - I did the Swing ow joke they didn’t understand (Palestinian and French)
On way home stopped at Le Meridien Dead Sea bunked in and blagged the Pool changing rooms and did the swim thing. Awesome
ouple of years later had to do it again with the ex Mrs P_F she was moaning all day


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Random young ladies Phil?

Yep.
Why else would you walk 8km in 35 in a Desert?

On an Alp, with beer, cheese and snow. Almost perfect

Except the person booking it forgot to check the French half term. 8 million noisy pricks running riot everywhere

They took the Grandkids to Tignes
They used Google to research
They got home last weekend.
It was very relaxing

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Good day today

Le French are Le fucking off

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Bad day today

Le Belgiques have le fucked in

I can’t wait for your reaction tomorrow, when the Germans arrive.

Fine dining dinner out tonight.
As vlose as we’ll get to a holibob for a biy

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£1.65 each
Vodka.
Cherry Syrup
Tabasco

Dessert

Sat across the aisle from Andrew Lloyd Weber - is it too late to add him to my death pool selection

Are you planning to kill him, then?

He is whistling tunes from the Phantom of the Opera so probably yes.

Things could turn ugly…oh ah…strike that one out.

Name drop badge klaxon!

Well the old boy managed to see off a fair amount of wine in the hour and 30 we were on that flight

More impressive was the number of pisses he needed (4)

Why I always had an Aisle seat on Emirates. Lower pressure and all that

Hmmm. :thinking:

It is the 8th March FFS.

Ski Season

I just saw a Butterfly


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No it’s not…