Melbourne is absolutely buzzing. If Rishi wants to know what a high wage, vibrant economy looks like he should take note. Sunday pub crawl and everywhere was heaving. We skipped the tequila at $380 per shot but managed to squeeze in a few cocktails with an old friend. Ended up at Melbourne institution The Espy. I think it’s the only pub I’ve been in that has a lift.
For your next trip
Hiking through the Grampian mountain area, about 4 hours outside of Melbourne. Absolutely glorious views, plus working off a bit of excess from the last couple of weeks
Where’s the closest pub?
Not as bad as it may appear. Took me less than an hour to walk down to one
I was properly excited about going skiing for the first time in 3 years until I realized, that if by some miracle, Nathan Jones has actually become less shit and it wasn’t the players pimping themselves in the transfer window, then I am away for the Caribou Cup final
Cool.
Can I have your ticket?
Looking good. Definitely much better than when I did it 5 years ago - it pissed down
…he was just a lowdown hoochie coocher.
We’re gonna get the band back together.
For a London pre match beers up
A potential trip to a Vietnam is on the cards (recommendations welcome)
The Ayatollah is looking at villas - she said all the promos pictures have hot Vietnamese girls draped everywhere. When I started to get interested she said you can’t buy them
My response of “Wanna bet?” Has somewhat cooled her interest in SE Asia
I have a detailed itinerary- been used by about 10 mates.
Or do what my youngest Son did.
Rock up in HCM City take a motorbike test buy some duct tape for your phone/google maps, buy a bike, ride to Hanoi, sell bike.
DM your email if you want to use it as a starting point.
Was our Honeymoon we did everything possible in 2 weeks
Oh and forget the draped Vietnamese girls.
Go in via Bangkok instead, do some serious shopping & Soi Cowboy
He lost
Physical injury cut great a fantastic effort v the Champion
Trust you are watching Andy Murray at 2.30am?