Trust me skip JB
Donāt put ANYTHING valuable in checked luggage in or out
They do have a chilli beef jerky down that way though. Itās epic
Iāll look out for it.
Thanks for the tip. Weāre only there one night. Bicycle tour of Soweto then off to the Kruger.
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Run that past me againā¦obviously the words āwitā and āeruditeā used in a way I havenāt come across before. 
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the one nearest the far side edge has my money on it. it will be pulled along by the skimmer hole at the far end.
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Itās understandable that you struggle with my levei of intellect.
You underestimate me, Iāve just repulsed a scammer from the Far East who insisted my Virgin Media Internet connection was not safe.
Being an elderly Internet user, I too questioned her intellect and pointed out to her in strident terms, āI do believe young lady, you are wrongā
She hung up immediately, realising she wasnāt talking to a numpty. 
Iām impressed, your Slowfulness. 
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Having been Barryās political advisor for the last six years I find there is now a big gap in my days. I fill it with invective over the phone or social media to any who care to spar with my massive brain. Hat size 6 7/8ths BTW.
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Itās a long time since I considered hat size. Probably my school cap.
Nowadays beanies fit anything and I adjust the back of my baseball cap.
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Recently unearthed from the Slowlane national archive.
Words of advice from Lord Slowlaneās modeling career.
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Way that woman is looking at him maybe it should say
Want to get head?, get a hat
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I have a Panamaā¦itās a winner I assure you. Itās going on holiday with me. 
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I did once buy a panama hat in Panama city during carnival. Very comfy it was to.
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I thought you may have been a Fedora man, a la Malcolm Allison.
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I possess an Aussie Bushmansā Hat. Has a very strong Indiana Jones vibe to it.
Must be more than 25 years old now, itās been pretty much all around the world with me.
All it needs is some rain on it and bosh, it pops back into shape & looks like new.
Wonderful life partner it has been and so good in a downpour at Glasto!
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No the Palarse semi-final vibe killed the Fedora for me. 
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