Ffs
Why not here?
Fat and happy of Greek food and wine
Yammas mother fuckers
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I take it you are under the bridge?
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Get a few buried there?
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Ground looks a bit hard to be honest.
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Feels weird having a live one in the back.
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Your missus needs to move sharpish the second she spots that facial tic of yours
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Did you remember to up the life insurance?
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Barmouth in the middle distance. North Wales and not a sheep in sight, what do you do in the evenings?
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It’s alright there’s a power source to power the generator for the jackhammer.
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And the chop saw.
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I suppose you told her the quicklime was for the chemical toilet.
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I bring the sad news to my adoring readers that my departure fot the wilds of Africa is now imminent, and due to the lack of the interwebby thing in large swathes of where we’re going, I am desperately sorry that you will temporarily be deprived of my wit and erudite contributions.
Might send the odd photo though.
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The forum breaths a grateful sigh of relief…
Enjoy though 
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If you don’t leave Sun City in profit the trips’ a faliure.
(I also won a golf tournament there back in the day)
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There, fixed it for you
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Not on the itinerary, sadly. Jo’ burg is the closest we get.