Lady Slowlane and I had a place down the road in sunny Marbella for 10 years donchaknow.
Costa del Crime. 
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Ensconced in base camp 1 aka premier Inn Heathrow. Beat a retreat from the bar due to there being too many cunts
Now drinking something decent
Proper classy
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I forgot to mention the Cheetos
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A Sotonian is flying from Heathrow?
Good luck coming home!
Top tip buy a big mineral water bottle before boarding in Spain to pee in in the 4 hour queue for passport control!
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Most / some of the food groups.
A bit of agro on the plane - the cabin crew have filled up the business class lockers with their luggage and they have suggested that the business class passenger stow their shit in the hold
They have been roundly told to fuck off by the entire cabin and mutiny is afoot - popcorn out
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Take pics
Looking forward to seeing this on the news tonight 
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Much a do about nothing to n the end. The champagne wasn’t not as forthcoming though
They want to take that castle back to the shops. It’s fucked.
I might be a bit pissed
It would be shock news if you weren’t tbh
Fuck it, I’m on holiday…
Quelle surprise 
You’ll be shitting fish flavoured sweet corn all night.
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Eugh.
Sweetcorn ffs
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True story.
Back when I was Salisbury-Phil went with now ex Mrs S_P & 18 my youngest son to Budva or something in former Yugoslavia.
Youngest wouldn’t eat anything - much stress.
Sitting at lunch on harbour side had Whitebait for lunch. It was delivered I was ordering booze, turned back to see youngest with both hands full of dead fish literally cramming them into his mouth.
After that - only thing he would eat.
We ran out of Pampers pdq but no other side effects.
I’m happy to report the Guinness, the oysters and the seafood chowder were all of the expected standard
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Marvellous, t’be sure…