Iām staying at a trailer park on the Isle of Sheppey this week, thereās not really a lot to do around here and the weather is pretty grim but at least weāre away from home.
No social distancing or face masks evident in the entertainment complex.
Visiting somebody in the prison?
I didnāt even realise there was one here until I drove past it.
Also didnāt know that powered flight was, basically, developed on the islandā¦after the Wright brothers obvsā¦
You can always do a day trip to Sarfend for Fish & Chips at The Captainās Table on the seafront and walk it off on the pier with nothing to see.
A 2 hour (at best) drive for a day trip with 3 kids in the car!!! Hmmmm
I have used this phrase - I laugh because is makes it sound like we all live in shitholes
How bad has home become if a trailer park in the pissing rain is a welcome break
That cunt Biden better let me in the country in November, but I suspect the geriatric twat wont
It has a lovely ram packed
kiddies fun park with nobody wearing masks and only costs a fortune for each kid as well.
Itās not a staycation without whining kids stuck in a car to nowhere in the rainā¦
Itās a good job you donāt have an inflatable or youād never get off the beach.
Iām sure greenpeace would lend a hand.
Am sure I said weāre going to Dublin for a long city break in September. Flying Ryanair (
).
Kidās downloaded the app to register Covid status and have been bombarded with cheap flight deals. Currently theyāre planning on doing a day trip to Pragueā¦Ā£8 each way per person 
Shouldāve come here would have saved a fortune on cost of beerš
Yeah but Ryanair are offering Ā£16 day round trip flights.
Even with taxi trips to town centre, there and back and beer / McDonalds, theyāll have a cheap day out thatās not in the UK, which is sort of the point.
Yeah but I can get everywhere in Sept from here for the same until midnight 
Can you sort flights from Gatwick for them?
No. HTH
You lost me at Stanstead
I hope you enjoy your ovine paradise
