Hey come on guys! I never said I was MLT! What a crazy thought!
Anyway, have a good evening everyone. I’m off to play some golf and post ill advised tweets about Brexit.
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…pausing only to swivel and curl one in from the edge of the box 
Is that a euphemism?
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Think a beer maybe due to an expat saint for a retweer of a retweet.
No not me but one in France who banters with MLT & the gang regularly
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I seem to have got something in my eye…
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Whenever people say “I think I’ve got something in my eye”, I just assume it’s cum.
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Personal experience? you need to stop stroking your pets in that unnatural way
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Over £4.5 million now
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Up to £7.1m, amazing! There should be a campaign to get him promoted to Major after this.
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What are the odds that he disappears with it all now?
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Can’t see him doing a runner. 
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I like your cynicism fatso, and would normally share it. However, in this particular case I’d have to query what the gentleman could possibly spend it on.
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Drugs and hookers.
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Are you saying Captain Tom could be a junkie? Best not promote him after all.
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TBF even then he would probably manage £5k before the excitement got the better of him
5k does not go far where drugs and hookers are concerned though…
Does this knowledge come from first hand experience??
M O T is Frank Bough and i claim my Sotonians badge.
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