Come on guys, we really do nee to fix the Lou bio situation.
LOU: One of the most moist people on the forum, so is probably a girl. He/she has lots to say about feminism, so is probably a girl. Does not like a lot of talk about booblies, so is probably a girl with small booblies. Always gets offended with subjects that seem to denegrade women, so probably a girl with small booblies and a touch of paranoia. Never mentions attacking guys with an axe, so is probably planning to do exactly that.
Summarary: Lou is a feminist lady axe murderer with little booblies. Probably likes old Frank Sinatra records and paddling her feet in pools of the blood of pre-pubescent males.
This personality profiling lark is a piece of piss. I just don’t know why Scotland Yard keep rejecting my services.
Doesn’t take any particular point in the month to make me hyper sensitive, Halo.
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FAIL, Ohio. You got 4/6 wrong.
And I genuinely think you should stop talking about women’s breasts. You’re pigeon-holing yourself and I think you’re capable of more.
Don’t worry, it’s not a lifetime obsession. It is merely a current obsession. I get them all the time.
Next week I will probably be onto something else, like nipples, belly buttons or flying butresses. I’m also open to suggestions, as I am very impressionable. One errant post on a random topic can turn my head in any direction… SQUIRREL!!!
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Back in the late 90s, when it was a legal requirement to have a beard if one was to operate the Internet, we had a mailing list on the sotonians.com domain. We would spend far too much of each day sending stupid emails to each other. Monday came to be known as bad pun day, largely because that is when we would get our puns on.
Ah bollocks, what with Lou being the originator of this thread, I never really gave her a proper write up.
Coxford Lou Lou has held an account on SaintsWeb for several years now, but only really started posting in the past year or so. During her nascent posting career, theories raged amongst the time rich members of the SaintsWeb community. Was Lou a 47 year old male trucker, posing as a chick in preparation for some nefarious rape and murder of one or more forum folk? Was Lou a fellow SaintsWeb poster cross-posting in secret, perhaps a toe in the water to an eventual full sex change? Finally, what are these “women” things anyway? Have you ever seen one?
Only half joking, because that was the genuine reaction of quite a few posters!
Lou (or perhaps curiosity of Lou) was instrumental in getting the “out of forum” get togethers to happen. I’d love to tell you right now that people only turned up because they were sad internet weirdos looking for an opportunity to speak to a real-life lady without an upfront payment, but I’d be dissing everyone that turned up if I did that. People just turned up for drinks, Saints chat and much fun. Full credit to Lou for sorting the RL Saints Fan Internet experience; long may they continue. I think everyone that has gone has got a lot out of them.
As an intelligent woman on football forums, Lou is often the target of a wee bit of venom, sexist or otherwise. Hypo seemed to hate her, which only really makes her more endearing 
People have also called her a feminist, a term she may feel comfortable with, but that’s over-egging it. Equality is more her thing, plus I think the drinking crowd have managed to drop quite a few sexist bombs into conversation (jokingly, of course) without getting killed.
Having said that, where’s Bucks?
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Originally posted by @saintbletch
Back in the late 90s, when it was a legal requirement to have a beard if one was to operate the Internet, we had a mailing list on the sotonians.com domain. We would spend far too much of each day sending stupid emails to each other. Monday came to be known as bad pun day, largely because that is when we would get our puns on.
Majordomo I hope.
We started out on majordomo, yes. I ended up using python’s mailman for other mailing lists I set up in future though.
Originally posted by @pap
Ah bollocks, what with Lou being the originator of this thread, I never really gave her a proper write up.
Coxford Lou Lou has held an account on SaintsWeb for several years now, but only really started posting in the past year or so. During her nascent posting career, theories raged amongst the time rich members of the SaintsWeb community. Was Lou a 47 year old male trucker, posing as a chick in preparation for some nefarious rape and murder of one or more forum folk? Was Lou a fellow SaintsWeb poster cross-posting in secret, perhaps a toe in the water to an eventual full sex change? Finally, what are these “women” things anyway? Have you ever seen one?
Only half joking, because that was the genuine reaction of quite a few posters!
Having said that, where’s Bucks?
thanks Pap. Good story telling. The whole trucker experience was most confusing for me at the time.
You need to work on Bucks though…I think he’s always been more about the footie conversations than daft stuff. We need more of that.
Originally posted by @pap
**Mangobean ** Don’t want to comment on Mangobean just yet, but initial finding are encouraging.
Thanks pap,
Those who know me from TUI will know I’m not the most prolific of posters, but am always up for a good music thread.
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Have to say I love that description, works beautifully.
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Chertsey is definitely way cooler than that other guy on TSW. Not only does he look cool in his photo, but he’s also kind of suave in his limited postings on here.
Just being myself, this is a sanctuary for me to be who I am. Love being a bit laid back on here…
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I think there needs to be an addendum to pap’s description. Something along the lines of:
“Key point of ‘Sotonian’ identification for newbies at pre and post-match pub pilgrimages.”
It certainly saves making too much of a fool of oneself 
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Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Chertsey is definitely way cooler than that other guy on TSW. Not only does he look cool in his photo, but he’s also kind of suave in his limited postings on here.
Just being myself, this is a sanctuary for me to be who I am. Love being a bit laid back on here…
I’m digging it Cherts. Laid back wins every time.
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Ok guys, seeing as no one offered to do this, I thought I’d start it off. Needs some work, any contributions very welcome. A few people I don’t know well enough to describe… complaints welcome too! Purpose of this is to give any women who join this forum a fighting chance of working you all out…
A who’s who of Papsweb
Cascadia:
Cascadia Saint. Who? Recently misquoted as Cicada Saint. Used to be Socal Saint. Always misquoted as Social Saint. Forgot to capitalise the letters when first signed up for SF / SteveWeb. No-one in england knows what or where SoCal is anyway, and am actually pretty social so not the worst thing to ever happen to me.
Top bloke. Disappears for weeks at a time. Only member of papsweb with real job? Doesn’t actually have real job. Still can’t find the time to keep up though. Fuck knows how you lot do it. Kudos to all.
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Know this. If I go to the effort of reimagining (yuk) your user name, you’re part of Bletch’s inner circle.
Isn’t that right, Tokyo-Saint?
I actually kind of prefer Cicada to be honest, don’t you worry my friend. I figured you must have been busy welcoming new folk and such. Oh, and the werthers were a tad sticky but delicious. That’s normal, right?
Well cicada. the other name made you sound too much like a revolutionary.
And yes, the Werther’s had had a special treatment.
As they eupemistically say in the second-hand car market, they had been previously enjoyed.
I refrain from using the term previously sucked, because I’m not sure that that part of Bear is anatomically capable of sucking.
In that respect they were certainly Werther’s originals.
Glad you enjoyed them.
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BTW cicada, Lou will be along in a little while to blow smoke up your arse, and tell you that you are really special despite the fact that she couldn’t find the enthusiasm to write anything next to your name.
She will say that you hadn’t posted enough to be known, and I hope you believe that.
At least Uncle Bletch (reminds me of Uncle Ernie from The Who’s Tommy - did I ever mention that I was in Tommy?) bothered enough to research your love of Werther’s originals.
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