Eat it it would not go near my mouth at any stage of cooking
Or touch it with your penis. (Or hand).
What sort of pervert do you think I am ?
You really want us to answer that?
Errr no
Had a very rare sighting in Bishop’s Waltham this morning - a young adult, male hippy. Hippies were previously thought to be critically endangered, if not actually extinct, in this area, but this one looked to be thriving and in excellent condition. Lovely pelt, not yet fully developed but that will come with time.
So pleased to see that this species is in better shape that had been thought. I just hope that he can find a female (or ‘chick’, which I believe to be the correct term) to mate with in due course.
Was it working?
Ahhh that must have been quite a sight…I wish I’d been there to see such a rare sighting.
You know there was a time when they used to move in herds of several hundreds of thousands. No ! you say, surely not but I was there to bear witness in August 1970. Myself and a few mates went over to The Island for a weekend that promised a ritual of music, nudity, alcohol and free love. The music and alcohol was forthcoming but because of my Methodist upbringing I kept my underpants on.
This is a picture of two hippies from that weekend, notice the strange body markings quite common on the Isle of Wight sub-species.
Wonderful times from the early sixties onwards for about 10 to 15 years.
Sadly, during this period, the permissive society quietly passed me by, although I did have long hair, and occasionally wore flares - which I hated, by the way!
These are brilliant
Reminds me of an unflushed turd I found when doing weekend work as an office cleaner when I was a kid.
Still have nightmares
Hercule Poirot‘s moustache?
It’s just a photo of a bare wall mate, what have you been drinking?
Ah.
My bad.
Not a turd.
It’s a Trillipede.
Very rare.
Highly Toxic when mixed with Vodka
This is brilliant news