We done a medal
Bronze in some sort of womens diving
Restaurant at the end of the universe. The thing in the middle is a main course.
I saw the Blue Man Group in Vegas.
It wasn’t them
Woke remake of The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover.
For Anne Henderson in the wet Road Race cycling.
1.5 m behind the Aussie winner.
The men were supposed to get a medal so maybe can go one better at 15:34 i think
Fiji demolish the Aussies to reach thr Mens 7s final v France.
Road Race on BBC 1 NEXT
The Brit broke his Bike.
Had to do a pit stop so will now need a superhuman effort to make up the list time.
So i can watch the cricket instead
It has been amusing watching the fail and Gammons implode at the offence to Christianity caused by the French last night in their Opening Piss Take.
Not one of them will have been near a Church fr non Wedding/Funeral/Christening since they were kids.
Andy Murray and Dan Evans - just bloody brilliant
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Well.
Team GB are really shit.
Not getting anything they expected.
Peatty beaten into
Womens Beach Volleyball. The Czech girls must be disqualified for being improperly (over)dressed?
Its the French Olympics in France. How do you think the English were going to do ?
The Jocks and Welsh Appear to be doing something but the majority of team GB is English so we are fucked.
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Gold medal for the posh horse botherers - well done them.
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I don’t care what they say. It’s pronounced “dressidge”. 
Pidcock retains his Gold Medal in the Mountain Bike event. He took the Gold from the Froggie favourite by a small margin having taken a rest break in the middle of the race to change a flat tire.
Although he won by 2/10th scc, he pissed all over them. You have to factor in the 39 seconds he lost in the middle to change his front wheel.
The Froggie spectators were not amused, you’ll be delighted to hear. 
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Yeah, but it worked.
2 
in one day.
I remember waiting 4 years for 2
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Peaty has Covid.
Of course.
Good time for it to reappear
We done a
It was exciting
In splashing fast
Ladies Rugby Team GB up against USA
Who have 7 ladies with the build of the Williams sisters and speed of Usain Bolt
Gave it their all but technical mistakes cost them
17-7 USA
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Premature ejaculation is no laughing matter, Phil.