🗼 :paris_2024: 2024 Paris Olympics :olympic_rings:

But I am a genius. I know

Not sure genius is the right word, but I’m as thick as mince me :crazy_face:

The Paris Olympics is a bit of a mouthful. Why can’t they abbreviate it to the Par-Olympics? :thinking:

Poor old France.
Getting your transport network taken out right before evryoe leaves/enters Paris
And such a simple single point of failure!

French are not having a good time of it

Flood warnings for tonight
Rail sabotage
Forcible removal of African migrants from the centre
Now they have kept the worlds journalists waiting in line for an hour because they only had three scanners for thousands of them

And Team GB have quit eating at the village because of inadequate amounts of food and meat being served raw

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Corrected for you no charge.

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https://x.com/haveigotnews/status/1816874869679927655?t=4Nt6XD5FG-RCrbpJHqm9Og&s=19

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Dear BBC woman
Shut the fuck up

It’s Zidane
We get it.
Its clever visuals
Shut up

Yep.
It’s a mess.
Taters interrupting speaking over each other and they cannot keep up

Weve gone to local TV.
They are not talking over Gaga. And have soud quality

Oh Bravo.
Death Metal set
Awesome

It’s a bit like 1970s Southampton Carnival, with all those cardboard tableau on the back of Trants lorry.

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Calling @scotty to Paris, a very wet piano needs retuning.

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Only 15 GB contestants made to the parade. Rest still trying to get through immigration with their blue passports.

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https://x.com/FranceTV/status/1816902330266320971?t=xWprDMJ-Hn_MKt3-cj4ydA&s=19

Worth watching to be teminded of this banging French Classic

That song is now ruined

Freed from Desire

Certainly have been

Celine Dion
You rocked Girl

:sob:

Only the French.
Could raise the Olympic Flag upside down

https://x.com/TheAthletic/status/1816941283828703668?t=5aOTkWiLzoMCO8NmUC2VhA&s=19

I thought that meant “We Surrender” ?

And they introduced South Korea as North Korea

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