We avoid Holland AND Germany and get?
USA
Oooh
Spain get Germany in their group!
France get Denmark
Qatar get Holland
Argentina get Mexico
Belgium get Croatia
Boom!
Group A draw Iran in Qatar’s group but the system doesn’t allow that so they are moved into Englands’s group. For our opening fixture!
Which means USA v Iran incoming!
Final name in our group?
Ecuador!
No we don’t
We get Saudi
No we don’t
We get
IC Playoff 2
No we don’t
It’s gonna be Wales or Scotland isn’t it
Holy fvck, we don’t get out of that group we shuould cancel all football for ever
Of course it will be.
Or Ukraine obv
As an aside, most of the Dubai Saints krew already have their tickets for the group games. Tickets went on sale a week ago.
With a foreign address you can llist who you want to follow and get the tickets.
If you try from UK you get bumped back to “the UK system”
Whoever we play we will get through to the quarter finals and disappoint again.
No need to watch.
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At least we can avoid Poland until then, phew
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I won’t be watching this shit show.
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Until we get to extra time.
In the final
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It’s nice to see the level of cynicism a lifetime of watching England play can breed. 
Ramadan Kareem gang
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Thanks. You just have to realise we no longer produce world class players like Terry Paine and Mick Channon. 
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