Where will Saints finish?
Cups?
Saints top scorer?
Who will finish top 3?
Who will finish bottom 3?
Me:
Saints:
League position: 9th
League Cup: Winners 
FA Cup: Quarters
Top scorer: Gabbiadini
Top 3: 1st: Manchester City; 2nd: Chelsea; 3rd: Tottenham.
League 6th 
…depending on whetther refs play fair in league and cups 
League cup semi final…unlucky Saints 
sod the bloooody ref
FA Cup Winners…OWTSGMI well played the ref 
Top scorer Gabba 14…Boufal 14 Austin 12…Long 8…Redders, JWP and Lemina 7 each
Top 1st Chelsea…Man City Arsenal
Bottom…Stoke 20th… 19th Palace 18th Hudders.
League Saints 5th
league Cup 4th round
FA Cup winners
Top man city
relegated I wish Everton but
Huddersfield. Brighton Watford
Top scorer?
2nd and 3rd?
Come on PS. Shape up
It will be touch & go, but I think we may just scrape past 31st January before Trump does something stupid.
So yes, I predict a 2018
We’ll win a few, lose a few and probably end up in a similar place as we did last time out.
I’ll start every 90mins with boundless optimism though…(not me actually playing though just so we’re clear)
Phil Boyer
Nottingham Forest
Aston Villa
I think I have had a relapse
I reckon we’ll finish better than last season, maybe 6th. Not sure who we’ll displace to get there though!
Semi-final at least in one of the cups.
Top three: Chelsea, Man City, Arsenal in that order.
Bottom three: Huddersfield, Palace, Brighton in no particular order
Saints top scorer has to be Gabbiadini, unless one of his legs falls off. Actually, sod it - Gabbiadini even if one of his legs does fall off.
What do I win if Phil Boyer is the top goal scorer
Where will Saints finish?
With VVD - 7th
Without VVD - bottom of the Championship
Cups?
With VVD - quarter finals of the League cup, losing finalists of the FA Cup
Without VVD - won’t even qualify to enter cup competitions
Saints top scorer?
With VVD - Austin
Without VVD - our top scorer will be own goals as we won’t score any going forward
Who will finish top 3?
If Liverpool get VVD - Chelsea, Man City, Arsenal
If Liverpool don’t get VVD - Chelsea, Man City, Arsenal
Who will finish bottom 3?
With VVD - Watford, Huddersfield, Brighton
Without VVD - just us, as we’ll lose so many games that everyone else will be allowed to stay in the division.
No idea… but Arsenal will win everything as Wenge has stated he wishes to start the season strongly. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40843324) Obviously, everyone else wants to start the season badly so Arsenal will surely get a big lead and go on to dominate.
League: 7th(4th if my predictions for relegation come true).
Cups: LC semi final. FA quarter final(winners if we get past this game).
Top scorer: Gabbiadini to beat Austins 18 by 3.
Top 3: Man city, Chelsea, Man u.
Bottom 3: Liverpool, Everton, Spuds(yeah i know, but i’m allowed to hope).
P. S. God, if you’re reading this(you are everywhere after all), make this bottom 3 happen and i will become a priest/imam/rabbi. Whichever one has got it right, you’ll have to let me know(use the club as my guide).
League cup winners=imam.
FA Cup winners=rabbi.
League winners=priest.
I have listed them in order of probability(religions, not football).
Where will Saints finish? 10th
Cups? qf in the FA - nowhere in the league cup
Saints top scorer? Austin
Who will finish top 3? Chelsea City Spurs
Who will finish bottom 3? Brigton, Huddesfiled Watford
All in all - dullsville
League Position: 13th
League Cup: Quarters
Fa Cup: 4th Round
Top Scorer: Gabbiadini
Top 3: Man United, Man City, Chelsea
Bottom 3: Burnley, Stoke, Huddersfield
I see a season of frustration and transition. Bring on 2018/19…
I’d be happier answering this on 1st September but here goes…
League Position: 8th or 9th
League Cup: one before the Quarters
Fa Cup: Quarters
Top Scorer: Gabbiadini
Top 3: Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea
Bottom 3: Burnley, Brighton, Huddersfield
If we land this midfield dude, can get another centre back ready to compete from the off and maybe another wide man with pace then I am confident we will do alright.
A good start will be crucial as we have some favourable ish fixtures to start with.
What I am hoping for from the new manager is that he is pragmatic and picks his battles and takes heed of and respects the strengths of the opposition. Claude didn’t do this enough for me. He played his way every week regardless if we were at home to Burnley or away at Chelsea. For me, that is why we didn’t beat any of the top six in the league.
I am more than up for seeing Pellegrino park the bus and play 10 behind the ball away at City/Chelsea etc provided that the following week when we have an easier game that we go for it. No repeats of Hull at home please.
If we could beat Liverpool at Anfield too that would be swell. Failing that, I am happy for us to turn up with 10 at the back and block the goal line, just to piss them off again and try to sabotage their attempts to steer clear of the relegation dog fight that they will inevitably be part of without Virgil Van Dickhead.
A ÂŁ5 Tyrrell and Green voucher. Pretty good, huh?
Holly Willoughby
Saints:
League position: 13th
League Cup: Quarter Finals
FA Cup: 5th Round
Top scorer: Austin
Top 3: 1st: Manchester City; 2nd: Chelsea; 3rd: Arsenal
Bottom 3: 18th: Brighton; 19th: Watford 20th: Huddersfield.
Mourinho will blame someone else for something.
VVD will make a mistake for his new team and it will be so bad that it will even make Lovren wince.
And I will once again be stood within three metres of a total fuckwit in the Northam.