2016 Sotonians' Awards - The Results

When asked the question, our membership rushed to judgement.

He sponsored the award and won it too.

Lady and Gentlemen, Barry Sanchez.

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Colours are the wrong way round on that one.

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Who is the snidiest shite(s) on the site?

It’s a bloody draw!

Sharing the award and being forced to meet at midday on Wednesday each week to hand over the trophy to the other one, are…

Chutney Ferret and The RaleighBoy.

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Could not be sharing with a nicer bloke.

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As this place is exhibitionist central, this was fiercely competitive.

pap dropped his forum-trousers but nobody noticed, leaving Barry to win…

…but hold on…

What’s that, I’ve got a PM from pap containing £50 of bitcoins?and he’s drawn level.

It’s a draw and another shared award!

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Fuck me. I’m guessing that’s ten voters?

Fantastic victory, RB. Very well done :slight_smile:

**EDIT: ** I have been reliably corrected on the above by bTripz. And reminded that the best way to get accurate results is to post a load of shite.

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As a moderator here, I would say that you’re all a bunch of whinging bastards.

But if we were put you all in order of whingeness, who would be at the front?

It’s Shirty.

Again.

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Cunts this was mine I tell you, mine!!!

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Licenced to kill - threads.

It’s Double O Bellend…Barry Sanchez.

Again.

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This award is more of a comment on the fashion sense (of lack, thereof) of the membership than it is my wonderful shirt and jacket combinations.

Fuck you!

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

As this place is exhibitionist central, this was fiercely competitive.

pap dropped his forum-trousers but nobody noticed, leaving Barry to win.

Again.

Pap appears in the pie chart twice, adding up to 25%, which means it’s a draw between Barry and pap (and disgrace and shame to whoever devised the shit poll where one person appears twice)

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…I smell a rat… Bletch organizers the awards and he wins most… dodgy? I think there there needs to be a full inquiry,to the tune of Millions of pounds…

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

OK, in 2016 who put down pap most effectively in a single post?

Only StickyWhiteDovePiss, that’s who…

Bletch my sexist pig of a lightweight I do believe you’re reverting to your 1820s butlering chauvinistic stereotype!

In this time of equality ladies are allowed to gain votes and as 31.8% is exactly the same as umm 31.8% theat means that is it not Only SWDP but @LouLouMySweet as well…

BTW when is Lou allowed out of your, ahemmm, special cellar again?

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I think you should receive all the funding and head up said enquiry too.

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Nah we need someone even more paranoid…

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Originally posted by @pap

Originally posted by @saintbletch

Who made the biggest mistake on June 23rd*?

pap

*That may or may not have been the question asked and answered.

Fuck me. I’m guessing that’s ten voters?

Fantastic victory, RB. Very well done :slight_smile:

What is wrong with the maths of the moderators (and I use the term loosely) of this fine site, at least 20 voters Pap, 20 or multiples thereof! If it was 10 the minimum percentage would be 10%.

So that makes it that 14 of the posters that could be bothered to vote hate you as much as they hate me, possibly!!

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Thanks RB.

Do you think pap should have gone with the pink or stuck with the brown?

ACTUAL SIZE.

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Pap doesn’t exist on this website. I’ve always been case sensitive. UNIX. Old habits die hard.

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OK, so there appears to have been a few problems with the post-vote massaging, sorry, I mean counting.

I will address this and my apologies to the false winners.

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Originally posted by @Rallyboy

It’s interesting to see which fuckers voted for themselves…

If I’d known you could I would have won the “Can’t Quote…Don’t Care” Award.

Curses!!

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