2016 Sotonians' Awards - The Results

2016 Sotonians' Awards - The Results
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#1

OK, the votes have been cast and counted, the cunts computed and the cretins calculated.

Here we go…


#2

And…?


#3

Da da daaaaa


#4

Bored now

I’m off for a bowl of soup


#5

OK. It’s official, your favourite moderator on Sotonians (that rhymes with wretch) is bletch!


#6

With 50% of the vote, Barry Sanchez is a statistically significant cunt!


#7

Sotonians’ favourite thread of the year is Brexit.


#8

The late (hopefully not) SaintBristol wins the award for posters that can’t quote but don’t care.


#9

Sotonians’ favourite poster on all things music is…KRG.


#10

OK pop-pickers, he’s in with a bullet, sadoldgit wins the award for taking us back to the 70s.


#11

Breaking new ground here as we hand an award to the The Man from The Other Place. Steve Grant is better at web shit than pap.

The people have spoken!


#12

OK, in 2016 who put down pap most effectively in a single post?

Only StickyWhiteDovePiss, that’s who…

…but there’s been a re-count…

…and Lou has drawn level by a hanging chad.

Another shared award.

Put your hands together for Sticky Cox.


#13

Originally posted by @saintbletch

OK, in 2016 who put down pap most effectively in a single post?

Only StickyWhiteDovePiss, that’s who…

Deserved. I think we might have had nastier flashes, but SWDP takes time to craft his insults. It’s quite impressive.


#14

Need a link to a Peruvian cinematographer when you’re discussing who we should sign in January?

Who you gonna call?

TedMaul (SaintBristol might be able to help too)!


#15

Originally posted by @saintbletch

Breaking new ground here as we hand an award to the The Man from The Other Place. Steve Grant is better a web shit than pap. The people have spoken!

Unfortunately this means I can no longer give out points scoring badges for these awards.

It would simply be unfair for me to give others points when Steve cannot receive them himself :lou_sunglasses:


#16

Who’s the leading exponent of the upside-down, reverse Dougan?

Who can go to spend a penny and come back with £587.54 smeared on his balls?

It’s papster!


#17

Who was responsible for bringing new visitors to our little hamlet?

Jack Schitt

(RIP)


#18

This is a total falsehood. I have a long documented obsession with wet wiping, over on TSW. Yes I said that out loud. Again.


#19

Who can’t handle their alcohol?

Why it’s me, of course.

Hilarious.

Just fucking hilarious.


#20

Despite now residing in the Ecuadorian embassy (and never actually being officially guested - or was she?) the lovely Lou wins our Guest Poster of the Year Award.