So reading the threads on here you get a sense of the average Sotonians member*.
But how do you feel you differ from the common positions held on here.
Personally, I’m a bisexual, non-conspiracy theorist which puts me in the Sotonians minority on two fronts.
I am not from, nor have I ever lived in, Southampton or the surrounding area.
Can’t be many more of us like that on here.
Could you set out the “Common Positions” of the “average Sotonian” with accompanying tick-box.
Thanks.
Im a tory
I’ve got working genitals
Are Wiltshire and Dorset counted as “the surrounding area”??
Originally posted by CB Saint
Im a tory
I, too, am of the right wing persuasion although I am get more and more disenfranchised with the current shower
Oh, I have a small dick! Actually is that a minority thing?
[.] missionary
[.] recumbent masturbatary (self)
…
Nope. That’s it and I’m not even sure about the first one.
I have a slack sack…I’m told it’s an age thing.
As long as there is no Nutella on it, then you’re a minority.
I’ll happily confirm…No Nutella! 
I’m banned off SaintsWeb and I live in Liverpool.
I’m just glad to have multiple witnesses to have seen Barry and I in the same place, otherwise it might all be a bit Fight Club.
I am still not sure what the “average” Sotonian is at this early point in my citizenship of the community to comment on how I might differ from it at this point.
But who I am? I speak my mind. I stand up for what I believe in, rather than shying away from posible conflict it may bring me as a result. I respect others, and expect (or at least hope for) the same respect to be returned.
One thing that I have already identified that makes me different from most here – you all seem to have your personal political persuasions, which makes up for a lot of the general forum debate – whereas I reject the current political system outright as fundamentally flawed.
I am mostly a friendly, lighthearted, easy going bloke, but if I feel disrespected, sometimes I can be a cunt.
Originally posted by Bearsy
I am a price-pikey, I only work at MacDonalds to get the free staff meal. I found Aston Villa Hospitality tickets in the bog the other day but rather than return them to Mr R Lerner I’ve kept them for meself and me other price-pikey mates.
I’m the only member of Sotonians that lives at The Dell.
Also (as Bletch will attest), I’m the only one to have scored over 150 points in one gameweek on Fantasy Premier League.
gdammit btripz
I know the square root of fuck all about Football
That doesn’t put you in a minority, sorry.
