Gives a whole new meaning to that old cockney rhyming slang phrase: Gary Glitter:
“That old Ruby Murray is making me proper Tom Dick, Just popping up the apples and pears to the Gary…”
Space dust is what you need been around for donkeys years
Glitter with those little sharp edges and you want to put your cock in an exploded packet of it
are you lot mental?
The voice of reason!
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Not something I’ve ever considered but if it floats your boat. …or whiles away time when you’re not on shift
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Nope…The voice of someone who found out the hard way. 
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Sounds like something Denis Potter would write
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Not sure what astounds me more, that people would do this, or that someone came up with the idea in the first place.
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Probably a bloke…