🍻 Who is slightly pickled on a Friday night?

:beers: Who is slightly pickled on a Friday night?
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#2922

There are only two types of anti biotic you can’t drink with

That’s great odds


#2923

But as you are an “honoury girlie” tonight (wearing your best blouse?), we probably need to know what gay concoctions you will be sipping.


#2924

Should you have sex when your missus is on antibiotics?

My answer would be yes. Basically because that’s how Young Adult #1 came into existence.


#2925

…and now she’s a germ free adolescent?


#2926

She’s 23, mate.

Classic case of getting your business done early.


#2927

Whoa!

Something’s wrong with the forum - there’s a tear in the fabric of time as I’ve just received a reply from Kenny sent from the 1970s.

Kenny, gay is no longer pejorative.

Embrace your female side, mate - wear a queer shirt, it’s liberating.

I’ll even help you source one in your size (won’t come cheap though - ask the Chipperfields).

But to answer your question - pink gin wearing a nice Ted Baker paisley.


#2928

I wasn’t going to let her age stand in the way of that great pun.


#2929

Amoxycillin? You’ll be fine. Can I recommend Steam Town, just over the bridge? Some of my mates are dj-ing there tonight.


#2930

Having had a relatively smooth end to my second full week in full charge of a development department, I was genuinely ambivalent about getting any beers in.

However, I would like to point out that this thread made the difference. The beers are in, my fine fellows. I’ll not do the @saintbletch thing and call you all cunts later on, although admittedly, that is sober me talking.


#2931

Work tomorrow but I may squeeze a couple of cocktails in this evening.


#2932

You have the rest of your life to get shit-faced…make sure you’re there to enjoy it. The voice of reason says “don’t drink alcohol whilst taking antibiotics”.

…or you could live dangerously.


#2933

That’s exactly where I’m heading @Goatboy.

Will I get punched if I ask for Folk songs?


#2934

I’ve just looked that up.

The side-effects include:-

may cause mood swings and sudden urges to watch people dogging on towpaths

I think you’ve found your drug.


#2935

They can’t be antibiotics if they are for “prolonged release” - sounds more like knob-drugs…


#2936

If that’s what you want.


#2937

Tears for Fears and Unity Conflux. Not a bad start.

EDIT: Flock of Seagulls With (Photograph of You) - it’s Kenny’s time warp again.


#2938

Ask for New Gold Dream by Simple Minds.

But make sure you don’t insult the DJ by accident.


#2939

I’m chilling with a bit of music, quite often singing. I don’t carry many bad notes but the missus is still not happy with the interference with the TV.

“Why’d you think I bought you headphones”, she asks.

“I saw through your subtle plan, Ginge”, I reply.

“There was nothing fucking subtle about it!” she exclaims.

Not sure what I love more, the missus or the fact that the South taught her to swear.


#2940

Cvnts.
#leavingparty
#karaoke
Became ITK about what is going on in thè world

#weirdshit


#2941

Spill while you’re still too insensible to do otherwise!