🍻 Who is slightly pickled on a Friday night?

:beers: Who is slightly pickled on a Friday night?
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#2581

You may want to…

  1. Read an article in the Fail
  2. Get down to Asda now…

#2582

Had to go to my mate’s funeral today. Fucking sweariest funeral I’ve ever been to. That guy was loved.

Most of the best, most creative things I do today, I do because he encouraged me to.

Having a glass on my own to him now. Rest in peace JR x


#2583

Neither seems that appealing.


#2584

2nd anniversary at The Unity tonight. Great people. Great beer. Hope they don’t move too far as they look for bigger premises.


#2585

Cunts


#2586

Lightweight


#2587

Choices choices.

I am having lunch tomorrow at Ramsey’s Hospital Road restaurant, so it would be in my interest to take it easy tonight, but…

my Bro-in-law has suggested beers tonight and the Ayatollah in her infinite wisdom and forgetting that i cannot be trusted, has accepted.

The choice is drive and be fighting fit for tomorrow, or drink and pray that my inner idiot doesn’t come out to play.


#2588

Inner idiot is very persuasive some(all)times.


#2589

I would err on the side of caution so that it’s not an expensive waste of food.

This is like the devil and angel scene from National Lampoons Animal House!!


#2590

The Angel has never won, ever.


#2591

If you already knew the answer why did you ask? You’re as bad as Mrs BTripz you are!

Talking of Mrs BTripz she’s out at the cinema tonight so I may comfort my lonely existence with a couple of bottles of beer after the kids have gone to bed. However I am still hanging from Wednesday night!!

Anyone else notice that hangovers last longer the older your get…


#2592

Enjoy the alcohol then :grin:


#2593

Prevent hangovers

Stay Drunk


#2594

Anyway its saturday morning here and I am still on the Vodka and coke.


#2595

Was up the local pub, karaoke was rolled out. Our table of about ten people were taking it in turns to perform, i was dreading it because i have a voice like Ian Paisley selling newspapers. When my turn came around i fessed up and asked if it would be OK if i told a joke instead. I told Numptyboy’s story from the joke thread about the guy at the lap dancing club with his wife. It brought the house down. Thanks Numptyboy, i owe you one.


#2596

Not with Brufen


#2597

I thought Duerte shot all the Coke storekeepers


#2598

No the shabu shabu dealers

Coke is still freely available


#2599

Nice to see we are world leaders.
Apple Devs obviously follow this thread because they have just released a new Emoji for us (certainly more polite than Beltches Friday night offerings


#2600

That’s bordering on a stroke face that is. Also very similar to my cumface if any of you were wondering.