Entering my second week off the booze 
🍻🍷 The Map of 🇲🇷 Booze thread whatever the title says (or is changed to when moderately intoxicated)
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Right, fuck work, i’m off to the pub.
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Maybe your liver?
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Two weeks dry?
Are you @PhilippineSaint’s back-to-back*?
* Bletch would like to point out that @PhilippineSaint has explained that “back-to-back” is not a sexual position, but is in fact very innocent. He is, apparently, the man that relieves you when you’re offshore.
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Remind me, when did we get married?
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Not sure. It was a drunken blur.
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Right after a Razorback to remind my liver and kidneys that there is no free ride in this life, I shall be seeing this little beauty off tonight
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I’ve opened this.
It’s very very nice, but i should really drink wine until later. I’ll open a bottle for dinner.
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Doing my VAT return before heading out and struggling to get on with it.
Daughter just bought this into the office. That isn’t going to help.
Day 5 for me. There are worries that certain pubs may be going out of business before long.
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Cash only bar and San Miguel can fuck off.
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Queen doesn’t carry cash shocker.
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Hang on…
Explain how…
Somebody gets off shore on a helicopter and I get to go onshore on the helicopters return journey
And the punchline is…?
I get to come when I come onshore
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Love you longtime…
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I’m danicing to so fs that my colleagues don’t know. Cunts.