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Cobham-Saint · 20 July 2018 22:56

From the Les Dawson “Bumper Fun Book Of Gags”?

BTripz · 20 July 2018 22:56

Believe me when they die they stink, I’d rather rearrange everything…

Cobham-Saint · 20 July 2018 22:58

Embrace your “otherness” @saintbletch

You really don’t want to be like the rest of us.

Honestly.

saintbletch · 21 July 2018 01:27

Just left a lock-in at the Grantham Arms and I’m near as dammit sober.

I went out tonight a boy and returned a man (in a dubiously effeminate shirt).

Polski_Filip · 21 July 2018 06:09

Wheelchair may have been more helpful.
Just remembering why I don’t do shots.
Cunts. that’s Saturday cancelled then.
Ouch

Polski_Filip · 21 July 2018 10:07

Piecing things together this morning. Was all under control and a good laugh. Karaoke finished at 11pm, the lads started heading away, I had a couple of free beer vouchers left and was chatting to a guy who was on the table next to me.
He’d arrived with his GF and her pal and they had consumed a bottle of Patron during the evening.
For some unknown reason he decided it would be a good idea to buy ANOTHER bottle.
And kept pouring shots.
I think his GF was last seen running to the Ladies Room trying not to chunder. He was distracted by that for a second and I managed to lurch my way towards the bouncer apparently saying Uber over and over.
I clearly made it home, the door was even locked this morning.
I then needed to be up early to run errands for Mrs D_P before flying. That was really not a good morning.
FFS, I hate Tequilla I was SO proud of myself for NOT getting trashed up to that point as well.
Think it’s time for a snooze

Lets-B-Drinking · 24 July 2018 22:13

Does Tuesday count?

Fatso · 24 July 2018 22:15

Yes, it counts and I’m with you, brother.

CB-Saint · 25 July 2018 07:44

Didn’t know it was numerate

Nottarf-Krap · 27 July 2018 21:44

I think i may be pissed on a Friday night, just lurched home after a 2 o clock start. Oh deary deary me, i feel like shit. I hope this doesn’t make me a bad person.
PS. I don’t really think you are a right winger Pap, just messing.

dinger · 27 July 2018 22:26

I’m pissed and I think I’ve fallen in love with a lesbian.

God bless us, every one.

saintbletch · 27 July 2018 22:27

Nope, you can’t stop there.

We need more details.

dinger · 27 July 2018 22:29

Well, I haven’t seen the ‘details’, as it were. I’ve only got her word on it.

dinger · 27 July 2018 22:30

But heaven help me, I’d research the details.

Cobham-Saint · 27 July 2018 22:36

‘s OK.

I’m sure a few of us would self identify as a homosexualist to beat off an insistent biffer when the last dance is called at the school disco…

dinger · 27 July 2018 22:41

Hold on, am I the insistent biffer in this analogy?

Not that I’m complaining. At least I’ve got a name for my punk band.

If it sounds like I’m wanking that’s part of the mystique.

Cobham-Saint · 27 July 2018 22:53

Lol.

@biffer

Btw - Biffer was the name of a friends (plural) cat back in the 80’s

Biffer was a punk cat (liked me hated everyone else), so you’re good to go band name wise - you don’t have to like me btw

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saintbletch · 27 July 2018 22:57

I had a cat in the 90s named Pekwah after a misheard lyric from The Fall.

I used to pray the fucker would never get lost.

saintbletch · 28 July 2018 21:20

Cunts.

Fatso · 28 July 2018 21:44

Good to have you back, you cunt