➡ 🏝 Where's Barry?

Southampton Football Club
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And clubs apparently

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We have always been a selling site, lining the pockets of the owners, giving away our best assets for peanuts.

We need to bolt on some proven, established tech. But we won’t because that takes investment. We will carry on making other sites better while we continue to fob off our lemming users, who just lap it all up without question

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Pound shop fiver mountain

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It’s worse than that. The owners have to scramble around each month to get Bletch his motherfucking 40 quid.

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I blame the Sotonians Soviet and their “exclusive” Champagne lounge.

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Yeah and the promise of an executive box at St Mary’s…WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT!?

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If that were true then why am I still here?* :face_with_monocle:

*srs question no trolls please

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That’s rubbish tech.
Proves what I’m saying about investment in the site.
Am I wrong?

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May as well move to WhatsApp then.

That’d save the Soviet having to give so many blow jobs at 10p a go to pay Bletch his monthly fee.

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Pap did it didn’t he? Add this to the list.

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Obviously. Duh! :man_shrugging:t3:

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I feel we have a unique source of information on this question which could have gone unanswered forever.

@Not_Barry or “Beret”, as you like to be called.

I will leave a poll so that others can weigh in too, but your information obviously trumps all of there.

Where is Barry?

  • Walton Nick
  • The shed, as mandated by Ms. Barry.
  • Derby.
  • “Botley Way”
  • At home, in Cressy, recovering from the twin-fucking of his life.
  • Curled up like a pooch by Tommy Robinson’s feet, getting a little fascist stroke now and then, barking on demand.
  • Longstanton Spice Museum

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Where’s the ‘blockading a warm water port’ option?

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Oh Hi Pap, my dear brother told me about you, don’t worry him and me differ on many things but we are united on Russia and their history, Barry is fine and is working undercover for the duvet industry, he’ll be back for tea.

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ignore me

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Where is the “who cares” option?

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You do.

His three letter arcade nickname was BAZ.

Mine, boringly, is PAP, same as my username.

I’m guessing you go by BER.