Start of the football season so pretty apt I think.
What will Kim make of the impending Lemina announcement?
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1-0 down after 14 seconds … without the opposition touching the ball 
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That reminds me of the Greek ship Safety Supply Agency called Possiedon in Piraeus Athens.
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I have’nt laughed so much at something since when I read a guy was busking “Rainy night in Soho” on the beach to a lady and claimed he wrote it. Got him his first headjob and “needless to say, she swallowed”. That may have been funnier in context of reading the story… 
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The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.
Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team reveal that:
North American, Australian, New Zealanders and British men (Germans too, shurely) between
60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per
week, (a small number may have a little bit more ).
Whereas, Japanese men of exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.
This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of us at the pub, as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese
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Hope this works
Tom Cruise Epic Fail for Mi6
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How do you change Gifs into screen savers?
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