Form an orderly queue please gents, no pushing… 
Checks bedroom for cctv.
That goes straight into the “fuck that” box
I don’t know why people get so phased by these kind of pictures and not the ones of someone on the top of the ladder cleaning the gutters…they’ll both kill ya if you fall.
How much more dead will you be falling from 2000 feet?
A friend posted a video of his 6yo son giving a great explanation of the Hadron Collider. Autocorrect brilliantly changed the name to Hardon Collider and he didn’t notice. 
I’ve been trying to imagine a hard-on collision all day.
Isn’t this the irresistible force paradox? I mean, for young men anyway not us lot on sotonians.
You speak for yourself I am am perfectly capable of satisifying myself with a night fighter whether she enjoys it is not my problem.
This TOTALLY sums up this bloody place!
