Tomato poo-ree would have been a better pun.
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Better put Jeff Stelling on suicide watch.
Torquay goalie heads equaliser in 95th minute.
Then they win on penalties
How were you several minutes ahead of BT sport?
Or was that a guess? Cāmon the Monkey Hangers.
Still have my far east betting contacts 
According to the bbc, Torquay have won 0-0 on penalties. 
Too soon.
But.
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Gonads the size of bowling ballsā¦
This is what you call a bumpy ride. John Cobb at Brooklands 1937 Gold Trophy Coronation Race. His 24 litre 4500lb Napier Railton could lap at over 140mph.
Nicked from FB.
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Just watching The Chase and there was a question about the Hairy Balls Theorem. As a mathematician I should have known, but couldnāt help being amused at the Wiki answer:
It states that states that there is no non-vanishing continuous tangent vector field on even-dimensional n-spheres.
I may be a mathematician, but what the actual fuck does that mean?
Iāve just had a quick feel and confirm that my balls are definitely not even-dimensional.
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I have a far passing in the field of maths but you lost me at āno non-vanishingā
My great uncle used to race there.
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24 litres?? Thatās 15 times the size of my engine
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Fuckinā lethal place Brooklands. Plenty of racers ended up in the trees off the top of the banking. 
Not niceā¦
Thatās quite the jaunty intro for such a horrific subject. And how comes some of the cars are like 4 times smaller than the others? Or did I imagine that? 
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It was commonplace to have different classes of car racing around the track at the same time. Like the 24 hours Le Mans.
A 24 litre Railton and a 1500cc MG.
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