It’s quite clever but not particularly funny. Taking the piss out of ya woke preferred pronouns and offering a KungFu based forward slash killing joke.
I would like to say must try harder but I think they’ve tried too hard.
I kind of assumed the gag involved a variant of the old OJ Simpson one, “slash, slash, backslash, escape…” but couldn’t figure out the Woke angle.
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The words to “Mary had a little lamb” perfectly fit Hall of the Mountain King by Greig.
I really wish I hadn’t been told that. Stuck in my head forever now.
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Bastard
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You’re welcome.
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In my day these used to be called greengrocers
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I can’t see the point of being vegan. I mean sheep and cattle are vegetarian, that must mean they’re OK to eat.
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How about evening things up ethics-wise, by only eating animals that would be prepared to eat us? Lion steak, wolf burger, etc?
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Flea fricassee?
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…with a mosquito dressing 
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Vegetarians taste better.
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Just seen a report on the upcoming Brighton game.
Sadly, or happily, Adan Lallana is “Struggling with a tight calf”.
Should be reported or locked up?
Or perhaps move on to looser cow?
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My Mum loved Oliver Reed.
She went out for Dinner with Dad to The Rose & Crown in Salisbury.
Oliver Reed was on the next table, alone, asked if he could join them. He did. I think Dad somehow drove home, it was one of Mums moments in life.
Certainly the story made me aware of how to spot & seize those moments and gave me…
My name dropped badge on here.
Oliver Reed.
Legend
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Interesting. How long does it take them to get the kit off so they can use weapons?