As it has always been
Unless one of the parents is in IT, the child will always be several steps ahead
For the rest of her life she will need counselling for that!
What a nightmare.
She is putting thoughts into actions
It’s lockdown, I think we can cut her some slack 
My girlfriend once happened upon a similar implement in her 19 year old daughter’s bed while changing the sheets. Obviously she immediately mentioned it to me 
(we’ve always been close… 
) and remarked on it’s magnitude, commenting that “if she ever has a real boyfriend she’s going to be badly disappointed” 
Sleeping with Ken. . .
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, “Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night it was a different guy’s turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night.”
The third night was Ken’s turn. Ken was a tanned, older (a lot older) cowboy, a man’s man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. “Good morning!” he said.
They couldn’t believe it. They said, “Man, what happened?”
He said, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night. Bob sat up and watched me all night.”
With age comes wisdom.
