Are they implying that he’s a massive cock? 
Because that’s what it looks like.
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Ah I discovered some context.
He just flew to Dubai to collect some random global footballer of the year award
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Thanks to my thoughtful present, my daughter’s cat Martin gets to savage Boris in a way I can only dream of. 
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Vicious but fair. 
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I would say deserved and justified.
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Boris doesn’t look to be feline too good there.
It’s a purroper catastrophe.
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The toy was available in three versions: Boris, Donald and Nigel. Difficult choice. Same they didn’t make a Rees-Moggy one.
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Ooooh 2 for 1, nice.
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You lot are just scratching for puns now…
Fur fucks sake!
This thread is littered with paw puns.
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This is apawling.
There’s not a cat in hell’s chance I’ll be able to come up with a pun.
We should just catnip these puns in the bud…
You should put a clause into the membership agreement for the site.
I call a spayed a spayed.