Very fetchingâŠ
Standard prison uniform? 
Of course.
Mine is skin tight though.
As I am a fat bastard. 
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Why does he sign himself off as The Duck? 
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Dogs poop in alignment with Earthâs magnetic field.
Well I never knew that!
The study suggests that dogs are sensitive to small variations in Earthâs magnetic field. After examining 70 dogs â made up of 37 breeds â over two years, 1,893 defecations and 5,582 urinations, researchers found that under âcalm magnetic field conditions,â dogs preferred to âexcrete with the body being aligned along the north-south axis,â avoiding east-west altogether.
May be the study was conducted in a place with a northerly wind and the dogs pointed that way so they didnât have to smell their own shit
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Iâve never noticed that bothering them. Letâs face it, they spend half their time sniffing around it.
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and even eating itâŠand people let dogs lick their faces (after theyâve licked their faeces)
Donât knock it if youâve not tried it.
Anyway dogs donât lick their faecesâŠthey lick their bollocks but once their waste has been expelled they lose interest in it.
Horse apples are an entirely different thing though. 
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And cowâs shit, they love rolling in that. Iâve had a couple of dogs that ate cats shit though, my whippet used to watch the cat take a dump and bury it, then go straight over there and dig it up. Of course if i caught him trying it he got his arse kicked,which was a waste of time really because as soon as i disappeared he would hone in on it and get stuck in. Didnât seem to do him any harm, fuck knows what it tasted like though!
Well our lass is quite restrained in all thatâŠshe just likes muddy water.
This was the cleanest she got todayâŠ
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Sheâs obviously being brought up properly, none of those nasty council estate habits for her!
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Good lord no.
Lady Slowlane and I were both products of NHS and a Council Estate early life but used a squalid start as a springboard to a refined and cultured pedigree. We like our dogs to aspire to the same.
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From Dutch TV.
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