Tongues?
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That poor cunt on the bike, going peacefully about his business and having to turn back after being knocked off it 
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Well considering the bulky equipment needed to record that I think we can completely rule out spontaneity. It’s also the first example of storyboarding. 
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Cynicism is a well-known indicator of old age. 
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Is that similar to waterboarding?
Asking for a terrorist friend.
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Hello.
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God I get so much shit sent to me these days - clearly people with too much time on their hands. This made me chuckle though:
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Mines in for a new Malaysian visa as have been here so long the original has expired.
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Do the tech savvy members of Sotonians wish to form a consultancy?
I’m in. I mean, how hard can it be? 
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I’m pretty sure we could do it for £9m
Nice earner that
I’ll be in charge of fucking up the computers. That’s my area of expertise.
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I’ve got a smartphone…does that count?
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