This is a real life fuck up story. Happened about ten minutes ago and I’m fucking mortified.
The missus is out on her rounds. I nip over to the shop to get some emergency beers. Someone who looks like my missus with my shitty eyesight enters the shop, at about the time she might after her journey.
I call this woman with a white top Ginge. I ask her what she’s getting. I shout out that I’ll just walk back. I even tell the cashier that I’ve just been busted for buying extra beer.
I cross the road and get beeped by the family car. It pulls into the drive and Ginge gets out, except she’s wearing a black top.
It was then that I realised I’d been calling a completely random woman Ginge in the shop, and that she was probably quite offended.
Fuck. The perils of being partially sighted 
Hopefully she didn’t hear you through your face mask…
No face masks in Norris Green, mate.
I am NEVER going back to Thailand…
No news…what do you expect a snake to do when facing a trouser snake. 
I’m sure “python” was a euphemism for something else and he just bunged a snake down the loo as cover - it was in the Daily Fail ffs, bet those readers are all at it 
Python is also a computer programming language. I’d be lying if I said I’ve never said “Let’s whip the Python out” out loud.
I proper loled at this…
Just watched Bielsa’s pre match interview … lots of garb in foreign and the translator says “we won’t roll over”. You gotta love 'em
And one of you won’t be Happy.