Ukrainian. Little did he know the Quarantine hostel was also a police hostel.
Epic Fail
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Bloke must be a skate
Ok when did we sell Mo to Celtic?
He just scored in the UCL
Anyone who signs off every post with their initials is a complete cunt. GD.
This is good. I didnât know whether to laugh or cry!
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/the-7-principles-of-public-life/the-7-principles-of-public-life--2
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I scored 1/7. Is that too many for me to be next PM? GD.
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Depends which one it was.
If it was No 6 youâve got no chance!
It was no. 3. But I never read the description I thought it just meant you liked objecting to things like when they all jeer and be snidey in the HoC.
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Oh dear SotoniansâŚrunning around like a headless chicken at the moment due to someone dropping out at the last minute. 
Is there anyone interested in a free helicopter flight tomorrow ? Must bring their passport!
We will be leaving at 8.10am from Bournemouth Airport and first fly direct to Heathrow Airport where we will have breakfast and enough time for a bit of shopping for the ladies and beer for the blokes .
Afterwards we fly to Paris to enjoy lunch and a bottle of fine wine or two. Later on in the afternoon we will then fly down to Venice for an evening dining alfresco before staying in a 4 star hotel in the centre of the City. Early the next morning we depart Venice to be back at Bournemouth Airport in good time for around 11am
If you are interested, please PM me - preferably only someone with a helicopter, as that is the only thing Iâm missing at the moment.
Cheers
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As ever, brilliant
No worky for me 
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These are a few of my favourite things.
Cycling post-op. Check 
Drinking Punk IPA post-op
Typing shit into Sotonians
Boom.
Cunts.
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This is very funny, made funnier because itâs pretty much true. Real life imitating satire.