OK Lady Slowlane and I are claiming a new British record temperature 106.6 degrees out on our Decking. Book now for your summer holidays. Get radiation sickness without visiting Cumbria. 
Fahrenheit … WTF is Fahrenheit ? If it’s not in Celsius, it’s not real.
Fake news.
He’s old, cut him some slack. 
Fahrenheit is PROPER HOT.
Pah. Thermometer in direct sunlight bloody wimp.
Try it when it says 138.9 F IN THE SHADE.
That was so damned hot my asshole melted shut
It would have got there if I’d let it stew a bit longer.
That was me, ahead of the curve by 50 years, “taking the knee”. 
And guess what that kid that’s kneeling down is looking at - dirty little fucker
Bet they fought like crazy to be the “footstall” when she bowled up
Is that her knickers you’ve just tugged down? You little scamp!
I suppose if I’d been any sort of gentleman, I’d have taken my cap off.
Like Father Ted in real life 
