Five thousand men were surveyed as to why they liked to receive oral sex.
1% liked the warmth.
2% liked the sensation.
3% liked the eroticism.
94% just liked the peace and quiet.
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Have these clowns never watched Terminator?
FFS
Right now I wouldn’t argue with handing the running of everything over to Skynet. Can’t do any worse…
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The BBC have an article about the most valuable players in Europe
I’m sure mason mount will be pleased to know he’s more valuable than Messi
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What is funny is that VvD has barely appreciated after the last two seasons
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Why is that funny? He’s been dead 60 years, and the Windmill closed in 1964. 
Whoops.
Sound on.
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The intro explains the Charity - Carers.
Then FINALLY the one thing you all need in your life today.
Rapping Polish Nuns
I would…one at a time. 
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Priceless 
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