😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

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I’ll kick it off with I pissed on a chicken because he’s a cunt. :+1:

I’d add that given his poofy multicoloured shirts, we have official confirmation that bletch is a tightarse.

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Should we also add our mothers maiden name?

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Your’s is probably “I Licked a goldfish because it’s my hobby”

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So if I’m wearing a mainly blue t-shirt with lighter blue stripes are you a cunt or is my arse tight?

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I had @Fatso nailed on for stabbing his cat because he’s a cunt. :thinking:

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I fingered a goat because he’s a cunt.

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I’ll just drop this here!

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Sorry, was that in reply to me or just a random statement? :thinking:

Either way, did it involve @Goatboy? :thinking: :thinking:

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Arthur Smith, always good value :smile::smile::+1:

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Bit of both really. Or maybe a bit of all three.

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That joke was written by his sister Linda, the clip is Arthur telling it at her memorial tribute show.

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His sister? :thinking: I wouldn’t have thought they were related, are you sure?

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You posted this twice?

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I would like to say I was drunk when posting but unfortunately that is not the case as I am still offshore.
So just small attention span and forgot :slight_smile:

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Thanks for that @BTripz, my new lease car arrives in a couple of weeks and that’s an Auto Day/Night car. This soundclip came just in time.

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