Jeez don’t drink tea when running through these…I’m still mopping up after spraying my computer desk through the gaps in my teeth. 
‘It’ll be fantastic, i’ll get to smooth your bare backside’’
Even Susie dent is sticking the boot in
And now Surrey traffic police taking the piss
https://twitter.com/SurreyRoadCops/status/1264973589478084608?s=19
I’ve got that one…not as good as it’s cracked up to be. 
One of our Dxb Krew
Makes you think, were the dinosaurs targeted by an Extraterrestrial life form, were they the victims of an intergalactic war??
It’s almost as if the asteroid was aimed
This isn’t the first study to investigate just how unlucky the dinosaurs really were. A few years ago, a team of Japanese researchers found that had the asteroid hit almost anywhere else on the planet, the extinction event that followed would likely not have been so severe. That’s because the location of the impact site was rich in hydrocarbons, which would throw more soot into the atmosphere. Only 13 percent of the Earth’s surface would have this devastating effect, and that’s exactly where it hit.
I’d put my money on Murphy’s Law.
Bullshit.
It was a pre-enptive strike by the Bugs.
Fuckin’ hell…Fifty (yes 50) years ago. 
Here I am at The 1970 Isle of Wight Festival…
…I was at the one the year before too.
Celebrating 50 Years of the Isle of Wight Festival