Hadnât seen this for yearsâŚhad me and the missus crying this morningâŚ
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Arenât whiteboards remarkable?
who knows if this has been shared already. Still made me chuckle.
https://twitter.com/SamMcAlister1/status/1246523012117127168?s=20
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See Sotonians are still simply that age⌠we really just mean to call each other cows
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Itâs nice to have a marker to assess ones mental age
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I also like the fact she is displaying that other Sotonian trait - in the face of the blindingly obvious, stubbornly stick to your argument
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This from the Corvid-19 thread. Itâs live air traffic tracker: https://uk.flightaware.com/live/
If you have as we did a while ago a plane flying over you, you can click on the link and discover what the aeroplane is, where it took off and where itâs going.
I said to my wife, âOoo look a plane, wanna know what it is?â
âYep okâ she said.
Itâs a UPS MacDonald Douglas MD11âŚflying from Louisville Kentucky to Cologne/Bonn, Germany.
I think you can understand, she was very impressed. 
If any #SaintsFC fans are struggling today, 53,000 skates should be at Wembley in the sunshine. Instead they are stuck indoors picking their 6 toes arguing whether itâs a rat or dog roast for dinner. Guess it doesnât matter anyway because you donât care about that cup #Pompey
From Eric, from Twitter
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Banned
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According to the original wording, translated from the original Latin, it should be âare you the fish friarâ. 
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I do love a scholarly contribution.
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I know my plaice.
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Obviously cooking Monkfish
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Love this bloke on twitter.
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As opposed to having him chat shit in your living room? 
Be honest, youâd be launching something at him within ten minutes of close contact.
Donât think Iâd come out of that too well.